Sorry for the delay... I was just busy doing nothing at home! =D
what can I say, I get 50% lazier than what I already am once I am at home, so you can't blame me for it. Sem break is boring. Most the time I am on the PC gaming or on the TV watching something or on the phone texting. Talk about tech life. But I still manage to go out with some home buddies to pass time. Most the time I was with Sangar, and other times was alone. But I did met with Vnoth and Gurnen recently. Wow, after three years! Time passes like.... time.... Yesterday I was out with Vishnu and Sangar for snooker and a drink and we had a hell of funny game.

Life is about laughter and happiness... so why are you so serious?

I jokered my sister's golden Barbie....



Trivia Question:

What Am I doing in the picture?

a) I am on the PC doing watching porn

b) I am on the PC just staring at it

c) I am on the PC, definitely not in my room

 

answer is: C
that is definitely not my room

What am I doing there? On the PC? Guess?
I am typing my report for the police, and teaching him how to type too....
Seriously... how many of you got a chance to do that? I did!

Me and Vic went to report about the internet scam we got conned with (Yes we are noob, thank you) and this old cop was just too old for the keyboard... he typed it one by one finger by finger and I cant stand it. He insisted me to type later.... Vic was secretly snapping this picture, after all this is once in a while moment!! LOL. He was such a nice guy, and the case is a simple case, BUT IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS NOW!!! WTF IS MALAYSIAN COPS DOING??????????

Juz some recent updates....

I came back home after study break, and found this:

My slippers jz became a chew toy for stray dogs... Mira and Doyou told me they found it in the middle of the street. I mean, why mine? Was it because the color? Or was it because the Brand?

My New Toy:

yup, I managed to solve it many times... Got it from Crispy!!

And I even visited their website... I felt like I was back in pre school...

We went to take some pics!!

My Still Camera can do it!! In Bad Quality!!

I looked drunk...

well, check out  my lashes... they are long! XD

Doyou promotes kuah rojak?

Yes,I am blogging about absolut bullshit!!

Eddie or Surin?

The Golden time where Eddie was spammed....

The Golden time where Sara Snored!!!

This baby was hanging out in my bedsheet.... creepy beauty!

MJ wont rest in peace even at death... hahaha

while chatting.... He is there

While Gaming he is there....

I mean seriously... "purely coincidence"? Ya fuck it!!! That is so MJ!!!

Eddies says:

Yo mama so fat???? (Check the browser search)

Victor stumbles with the best newspaper report ever!!

erm... isnt that their job to do so???? WTF is happening to journalist nowadays???

And I became:

Vin Diesel!!! 

Okay... maybe more like Ghandi, as Mira says.....

Some funny facts

I got this email from sARA and was hilarious so thought of sharing it...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 
 (Hardly seems worth it.) 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !) 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.    (O..M.G.!) 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. 
        (In my next life, I want to be a pig..) 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.) 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work) 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?) 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) 

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.) 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 
 (Hmmmmmm.... .. not the guy's???) 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing) 

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.) 

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.) 

Polar bears are left-handed. 
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) 

Malaysian Democracy

I was reading my 

Com Theo notes just now and came across this part 

talking about Malaysian democracy system. 

Seems we Malaysian have a bad democracy system. 

Check it out:

Malaysia is at the bottom of a list of 

‘flawed democracies’ in the new 

Democracy Index developed by the 

Economic Intelligence Unit (EIU) 

of the Economist Group 

(publisher of the Economist,

 a British newspaper)

Grading 167 countries out of 192

Malaysia scored low due to:

-Women limited political participation 

(10% of Par. Seats)

(most the ones we have only say yes to the men)

-Restrictions on political demonstration

(Political demo? shoot the tear gas! ISA!!!!)

-Censorship of print media

(Even teletubbies will be at stake soon)

-Government policies favouring ethnic Malays (Quota)

(There wont be Obama miracle for us.)

-The Internal Security Act (indefinite detention without trial)

(The only place the rational people go...)

-Corruption, Nepotism, Bias

(Its just political business)

The other Democracy countries...

FULL DEMOCRACY (28 countries)

Sweden, Japan

(The countries we should go to.... MANGGA!!!)

FLAWED DEMOCRACY (54 countries)

Malaysia, Bolivia, Mongolia, Sri Langka, 

the Philippines, Indonesia..

(Refers to fragile democracies where 

political participation are 

very low and democratic cultures weak)

(The countries we are stuck with...)

HYBRID REGIMES (30 countries)

Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia

(Refers to a regime that has some 

characteristics of a democracy 

and some authoritarianism, 

and not clear one or the other)

(Well, at least there is no ISA but cool nght clubs!)

AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES (55 countries)

North Korea, Pakistan, Vietnam, Laos, Myanmar, China

(Countries that hell will sound safer...)

(Source: 

News article 

by 

Jacqueline Ann Surin  (There's the charm) 

in the Sun on Friday, Nov. 24 2006)