LOGITECH R-20 and Apple Green EP-8… new babes in the house!

It started out a normal dinner between me and Stippie. Suddenly I felt like shopping and asked Stippie wether he wanted to follow me go Tesco, the only fantastic, huge pretty aad complete shopping mall you can find in Kampar.(Yes, I am Lying) And you know what? You find the world is really small because everytime you go there you will surely bump into your friends! FANTASTICO! Ok. Back to story… So me and Stippie went shopping at the only shopping complex in Kampar. After a strole, I asked the electrical department about my camera… I gave it t repair after Sheng Wang broke it. It was still not repaired! They haven’t even sent it to repair yet for god’s sake! I was freaking pissed off! Now got to go back to Tesco tomorrow to screw the other idiot who was responsible for it… Stippie shopped for titbits and I ended up buyin nothing from there. I went take a look at some speakers and tech gadgets and Tech-shop and found two things I was looking for! Plug-In earphones! And and affordable audio system! Logitech R-20!

The Earphone:

Apple green EP-8



This baby comes in many colors, but I chose white coz it is my favorite color! Apple Green is only RM 15, the cheapest plug- in earphones I can find! The quality is not bad. Although the sound is a bit sharp and not as accurate as my ex… Sony… Lol. Of course it won’t be as good as her…The length of the earphone is around 1.25cm… More then enough for me. Though the sound is little bit strange, it’s really loud and gives an almost equal amount of head banging my Sony Ericson plug- in gave me! Plus its 60 bucks cheaper! Wohooo!


She dun really fit with my MP4... but who cares?


Logitech R-20




Of course I didn’t expect much from this baby. She was affordable so surely not going to produce the best sound quality. Although she is not Altec Lansing or Sonic Gear, she was Logitech! Not bad! I couldn’t wait to get her home, strip her out clean, sit her on my table, plug her in, and bang loud music out of her… Hahaha.
The 1st song to play was from my all time favorite band- HIM : Passion Killing Floor! You could hear this song in transformers as it was on of the background music. From then till now I’m still banging all my favorite songs with her. The sound quality is not bad, but its not loud! “sad” Logitech R-20 is not too loud and not too soft. She comes with a manual book, a paper asking me/us “what do you thin?” and a warranty card… She don’t use U.S.B but uses an adapter, good for me because I’m out of U.S.B ports! Kinda fine with me. The sad part is you can’t control the bass. Its kinda soft! Where’s the fun in that? Haiz. Like I said, she only cost me RM 89… half the price of an Altec Lansing. Its nice to hear rock songs from her rather then RnB…As long as she can make some noise, she is worth banging… XD

Alright, her specs:

Total RMS power: 12 W RMS
Subwoofer : 6 W RMS
Speakers : 6 W RMS (3 W x 2)
Total peak power : 24 W
Frequency Response : 40 Hz- 20kHz
Drivers:
Speaker : 5 cm high excursion driver
Subwoofer : 10.2 cm high excursion driver
Dimensions:
Speaker : 19.7cm x 7.6cm x 7.6cm
Subwoofer : 19.1cm x 14cm
Signal-to-noise ratio : > 70 db


She comes with:
2 satellite speakers
1 subwoofer
Audio cables
Adapter
2 year manufacturer guarantee
1 year Tech shop guarantee
User’s guide
Some cardboards
One useless sheet of paper that says: what do you think?



The baby freshly out of the box ^^



All set and ready to blast!

You are always in my heart....

The Night of July 18, 2009 and Morning of July 19, 2009 was the one the happiest moment in my life. No. It is the happiest moment in my life. I feel like I can go like this forever just with you, and nobody else. Though we are still far apart, you are always in my heart. The moment you spent with me, felt like stepping the doors of heaven. I could not experience anything more as pleasant as that. Holding your hands, and you slightly leaning on my shoulders while your hair kept brushing my face, and deeply mesmerized by your eyes, I want that to be forever. I came back sleepy, but when I slept beside you, I didn’t want to close my eyes. I didn’t want miss the sight of you, sleeping soundly like a baby. I admired that deeply until the passing hours felt only like minutes to me. I want nothing else, but this feeling that only u can give me. I love you so much, though I can’t really explain it to you. When you told me you still don’t trust whether my love is true, I felt like being pierced by thousands of needles. But it’s all right, because my love is true and I will hold on to it until you understand me. Looking at you sleeping made me want to hug you, hold you tightly in my arms and to squeeze you, give you peck on your cheek. I couldn’t. Because I wont do that without earning your trust and love towards me. I will wait for that, It doesn’t matter how long it is about to take, I will not give up. I love you...

Muay Thai and TKD> Dream...Idol... Goal

The Dream:
The dream to be a profesional martial artist didnt start since I ws a kid. It just started during my teenage years. My dad always tried his best nurture my talents. He sent me art class, piano lessons and asked me involve in sports as much as I can. The passion for sports was always there. Swimming, Jogging, Football, Basketball, Badminton, Skateboarding, Chess and any other sport I can get my hands on, my dad was there to support it. I really love him for that makes him something different from some other fathers. Even until now, he calls me and asked wether I have gone jogging or to the gym recently, or have I invloved myself in some activity. One day in 2001, my family attended a wedding which my passion was born. Me and my dad saw a group practising Tae Kwon-Do (TKD). My dad always wanted me to enter Karate or some other martial art. I was too interested to try a new sport. "Do you want to go?" that's the first thing he ask me when he saw me lookin at them. Without any hesitation, I said "Yes"
That wat got me into here. Everyday I went to training, I never regretted any moment of it. I wanted to be stronger. So all the pain form stepping the hard and rough terrain kept me motivated rather then making me give up. Sad part is, eventhough I loved my training the centre I was training in didnt really focus on the art of Tae Kwon Do. Being flexible and learning the accurate steps are not really important. As long as one can fight match and win, he is considered great. A common thing u can find in many Malaysian Tae Kwon Do (MTF) centres. Dz is also why GTF and ITF are better... this is oso why MTF didnt progress any much further in WTF (Not Wat The Fuck, but World Tae Kwon Do Federation)
When the time came for me to become I black Belt, (when I was 15), I felt unprepared and skipped it. Then I took 2 years break since I had to prepare for my SPM examination. After my SPM, I joined a new club. the training was good but still didnt concentrate on flexibility. Making me not so flexible. I trained as much as could finding time when I can. During this period was when I saw Boyka in Undisputed 2 and got really hooked into martial arts. I wanted to be much more like him. To be a champion in wat I love... Fighting! So I got my blackbelt coz I ws fed up seeing my juniors are higher ranked then me although they are not up ta a black belt standard. Grades in MTF are like beeing bought. After my STPM I bought a punching bag. Me and Suresh (My training buddy) filled it with sawdust. It was really a hardcore bag. Hard and painful. I modified a little space in my outdoors to a mini training gym... puttin all my gym and training equipments there. I trained every single day when I was free alongside with suresh, not only TKD, but also Kickboxing, Muay Thai and some ju-jitsu moves. It was around 8 months since January to August. My training slowed down when Suresh had to leave to his Police recruitment. I cant really concentrate on my flexibility alone either. And then I also got busy with finding a place to further my degree... so till then to now, my martial art passion was on hold, but I am startin slowly now. Jogging and involving in sports to get back into shape and going to gym to get a good figure. I need train on flexibility and agility but dun really how to do it alone. Alicia asked me to join Ballet, as she was teachin. Ballet involve lots of strentgh, agility and flexibility... I am considering it, although my macho manhood is in jeopardy, it gets me closer to my dream.... laugh all u want... I shall bear it to reach my dream.... TO BECOME YURI BOYKA...

The Idol:
SCOTT ADKINS
The first movie I saw Scott in was Undisputed 2 and intermediately I was amazed to see his agility, talent, flexibility and talent. Dz guy would be one of the best martial artist I have ever seen. He became my Idol ever since. Although my short term Idol is Bernard Radin, Scott is someone I want to be in my peak of martial arts training. Not only he has a great martial art talent, he also has a tall and muscular body which is flexible and agile. A very hard task and it was like watching street fighter RYU in live. In an interview I read about Scott said that he didn't go for muscle building workout. So it means all that awesome body was built by pure hardcore training! Wat the Hell? I true fighting machine, dats my why he is my idol...



Some of Scotts awesome videos:

An introduction of scott:



Scott training for his upcoming movie undisputed 3:



Scott in his latest movie- Ninja:

The Biography:

Scott Adkins was born in Sutton Coldfield, England, on June 17th, 1976, into a family that for generations were Butchers. Along with his elder brother Craig, he was raised by John and Janet Adkins, a loving middle-class family. It is worth mentioning that Scott's great, great grandmother was of Spanish descent. Scott attended Bishop Vesey's Grammar School in Sutton Coldfield. Probably not the best of students, he used to sneak downstairs after his parents had gone to bed and watch films all night then fall asleep during lessons. A natural athlete, Scott enjoyed a variety of sports as he grew up, but when he was 10 years old, he accompanied his father and brother to the local Judo club. The attraction was instantaneous. Idolising stars such as Bruce Lee and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Scott began to train everyday. He took over his Dad's garage and turned it into his own Dojo. He even had a shrine to Bruce Lee in there that he would bow to. He remembers being mugged on a bus when he was around 13 and that really kicked his training into overdrive. He wasn't ever going to let that happen again. At the age of 14, Scott went on to train in Tae Kwon Do under the instruction of Ron Sergiew with the T.A.G.B. After a few years, he moved on to Kickboxing under Anthony Jones. He is now a fully trained Kickboxing Instructor for the P.K.A. A self confessed "film junkie" Scott's attention was drawn to acting through the Hollywood Greats. He enrolled in a drama class at Sutton Coldfield College. Being a shy lad he initially found it difficult to be put on stage in front of an audience. Finally, at the age of 21, Scott was offered a place at the prestigious Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art. However, as an impoverished student, he found it hard to make ends meet without a grant and was forced to leave without completing the course. Very dejected he thought that was the end.

His first break came when he was offered a role in a Hong Kong martial arts film called Dei seung chui keung (2001) (aka Extreme Challenge). Spotted by Head of The Hong Kong Stuntmen Association and director Wei Tung and English-born Hong Kong movie expert Bey Logan, Adkins found himself in the East for the first time. Scott got the chance to work with some of Hong Kong cinema's leading action directors including Woo-ping Yuen, Corey Yuen, Sammo Hung Kam-Bo and the legendary Jackie Chan. Acting roles started to come in and he was offered a guest role in BBC's "Doctors" (2000) filmed at Birmingham's Pebble Mill. A few episodes in BBC's "EastEnders" (1985) and "City Central" (1998), and a lead role in Sky One comedy drama "Mile High" followed by a regular role in BBC's "Holby City" (1999) as Bradley Hume, the assistant General Manager of Holby General.

Starring roles in feature films soon followed with his portrayal of Talbot in Special Forces (2003) (V) and Yuri Boyka" in Undisputed II: Last Man Standing (2006). It was this film that broke him into the mainstream with his villainous portrayal of a Russian MMA underground fighter Boyka in what has been hailed as one of the best American made Martial Arts films of recent times. Along with lead actor Michael Jai White, fight coordinator J.J. Perry and the slick direction of Isaac Florentine this movie has some unbelievably heart stopping fight scenes. After this Scott has had guest starring roles in bigger budget films like The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) and The Tournament (2009), and played 'Jean Claude Van Damme''s main adversary in Sony Pictures The Shepherd: Border Patrol (2008).

Recently, he played "Weapon XI" in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009).

Sott in his most famous role... as the badass Boyka. This is one kickass movie dat all action lovers must watch.

See dat flower tattoo? I want get dat on my shoulders as well to remind me everytime I stand in front of mirror about Boyka.... I man I want to be like.

Scott kickin Jean Claude Van Damn's ass in "The Sheperd"



Reaching The Goal:

Muay Thai
The killer sport which is only for those can take real pain. I love this sport becoz of the pain it self. It has the deadliest kicks and attacks, using elbows and knees. Although the technic dun vary much as TKD, muay thai is simply loveable to all martial artist. I remember when I went learn wushu, the master actually asked me take Muay Thai instead as it concentrates less on flexibility... Lol. What a shame.





The Destination : Bangkok, Thailand

The Birth place of Muay Thai, Thailand. That is where I want to go when I am 24 or 25 to train Muay Thai. I want to spend 6 months there to train Muay Thai daily and comeback to Malaysia. Saving money already for the training. hahahaha. But before that I want to train kickboxing or muay thai under one of the most dangerous martial artist in Malaysia and also my idol, Bernard Radin. His training centre is in Tambun and Im in Kampar. With a current bike it would be hard for me to travel dat far, so Im planning to shift bike with my dad, bring down his chopper and use it to travel weekly for training. But to brng the chopper I need good results. I screwed my 1st sem, So I gotta make it in dz!


The awesome sghts in Thailand I want to enjoy ^^:

Phi Phi Island:

Pattaya:
Khao Lak:




Tae Kwon- Do
The 1st ever martial art I've learned and fell in love with. Tae Kwon-Do may not look like it but it is one of the deadliest martial. Combining speed, agility, power, flexibility and perfection, it is hard to avoid when attacked. Masterin this to a ciplak level alone made me feel like the world is slow specially when in street fights. Imagine how fast the perfectly trained TKD fighters would be. TKD had the strongest kick, n fastest reaction compared to other arts. Not a child's play. Two types TKD exist now internationally. ITF and WTF. Both are from the same founder but one was from south korea (WTF) and the other was north. ITF focuses more on arts n has little armor compared to WTF. but both are as deadly if mastered.

Destination: Canada


The Land I want to live in.... Canada. I didnt choose Korea coz I cant speak Korean n I thnk I will survive better here then there. I want to train here for at least 4 months when I am 28 or 29. If possible settle down here and start a family.... Canada is known for is well known for its natural habitat as well as its great TKD fighters. A place I want to be... and also train Ai Ki do when Im old.... XD

Designing Postcard... real pain in the neck!

It took me an hour to create this piece of trash. Seriously I was out of Ideas and had no mood to put in my 100% effort plus patience. Because the day was really dull and boring. I woke up and remembered dat I needed to go to the electrical store to ask him complete the lightbox. Me and Melody went to the furniture store a day before and bought a small shelf. We know relying on Navin is going to be really troubling since he is the last minute person. We told him to do it a week ago but he was still carefree. No time to wait. Better do it yourself if you want it. So me and Melody got into action. And after buying and giving the shelf to the furniture shop, Melody persuaded me to have dinner with her and her housemate. I didnt want (Well I kinda did want to go) spoil their moment but she made me go at last. Fun part was, Jessica was having steamboat at Juru too, along with Sek Chen and Hui Wern. Nice... all of us havin the almost similar moment. After the steamboat I was dragged to a drink party by Vishnu and also Melody(again). I said ok, but with one cond, DONT GET ME DRUNK! Its my fifth time on alchohol and b4 dz I was only drinkin bears. (HEINEKEN-TIGER-HEINEKEN-ANCHOR) Dz time it was chivas reagal n tequila. Details of all the fun we had will be updated later coz I dun hav all the pics yet. The next morning I woke up sleep deprieved and tired. I finished up the lightbox and only thing to do was to brng it back home.I cant remember wat happened later but wat I knw was I had dinner with Jia Ling and Stippie. Had a good time there. Specially bullying Jia Ling. XD. I planned to take her to Pizza Hut but all was ruined by the sudden rain. We shifted to MM. After the dinner I was back at Melody's startin on my postcard. Melody did a goodwork on her christmas trees but sad part is her PC hanged halfway making her lose all her work. Victor was there too, designing pumpkin by downloading it from the net. WTH? I did mine finish but it took me 2 hours juz to brainstorm and come up with an idea to design.
The whole thng ended at 3 am. It took me long coz I was chatting(specially to Fern about her killer intention), lazying, facebookin and designing at the same time. LOL. Next day I woke up an hour before class, finished my sketches in half an hour and printed out the materials before heading to class. As usual, I was 15 minutes late. My final work? Was like crap.(Specially if compared to Navin's) It looked like dz: (lol, something happen! the colors changed! XD)

LOL. something is really wrong with the color! HAHAHAHA....
I will try my best to do a real good work for the next one... with 100% effort and less distraction!

Mechas all the way!

Shopping is dangerous.. seriously. Specially when I do dat, I end up wastin nearly RM200 for every go! and I only buy 2 to 4 stuff... wth? LOL... Recently I got myself transformers mechas... n dey are god damn freakin cool! the exact replicas of the movies! too bad, I only manage to collect 3 of them so far... juz recently got myself Rachet, not Rachael. XD. his pics are still unavailable, so srry 4 dat. The other two were Starscream and Ironhide. Damn, somebody bought Prime before I can get my hands on him! So next stop will be- Prime, Bumblebee, Black out, Jazz (late), and Megatron... Juz today I've ask my pal Kevin order me Gundam 00 desgner color n Exia MG... cant wait for them! Damn, Im a toy freak!
Hey, call me crazy but these are called collectibles! They are form of asets baby! My Gundam Dynames was only RM 74 when I buy it, but a store in Ipoh Pride priced it as RM 160! Imagine... more then twice d pirce within only few months! There is no need talk about my Red Frame, he was rare even by the time I got him.
In addition to both of them, I even got my self 3 Ben 10 figurins- Four Arms, Diamond Head n Stink Fly... I wanted collect them all, but seems out of stock! Haiz. Bye Benny!
N then out of curiosity I oso bought two jigsaw puzzles of Gundam. One with Gundam Zero Wing and the other is Gundam 00. its the 1000 pieces version. Whn I opened the box, I closed it back asap! Curiosity did kill this black cat! Damn! lot of mini puzzle pieces dat gona take me a long long time to do! Starting on it means sacrificing my assignments. So, not now.... let me brng it back home for sem break! All my toys so far have cost me more then RM 900.... could actually buy me a new mobile phone to replace the one I lost... but who cares? (Except my parents) I luv them! At least I got my self something educational too... like my Transformers Revenge of The Fallen's novel.


Lets start one by one on the stuff in my room. 1st is the BEN 10 serious. My Alien Coolection. Of course undeniably, many kids luv Ben 10... so do I, n I still watch it. Im not gona age anytime soon, thank you! This models were done by Bandai. Sounds familiar? The same company that came up with digimon and gundams, and also producer of lots of famous anime serious. Ok, intro is done... NOW Meet Diamond ppl. One of the most fav and famous character in BEN 10 during the early episodes. He is a crystal bodied alien bla bla bla....
Home Planet: Petropia
Species : Petrosapien
And of course, who cant remember four arms? The most favorite character for Ben in BEN 10. Not only he is macho, he is freakin damn strong...
Home Planet: Khoros
Species : Tetramand
I didnt even knw why I bought him! I havent even get him out of the box! I am plannin to sell him back soon... bye Stinkfly.
All the alien out on the first batch come with a stand a card containing some info bout them. The card also contains a secret wrd where u can read when insert it into the slot on the stand. If u are kid then U can take n play with the card and go whooooooooo about it. If ur an adult, dun embarass ur self doin dat. Juz keep the card. Fourarms comes with a bonus... a rock tat can be attacthed and deattached... to make look like he broke it... cool. But diamond and the others doesnt. Dun worry, Bandai managed to sell Four Arms in the same price as others.
Look wat I did to him! WAKAKAKA....

Carries one big rock....

And tears it up!..........
Oh, this guy cant even stand on his stand... bandai really screwed him up. Look at him... leaning in one way like trippin n fallin. HAahahaha. Everything in here is fix and the only part u can move is d arm n legs. Sucks because its less poseable. haiz.

The best part is, his crystal at the back can be plucked out. But then, its useless... why would the want it to plug it out for nuthin? Think Bandai! Think!



This is the Gundam Zero Wing Puzzle dat I bought... I really luv this Mecha, but then he is rare. So I would probably luv to unleash my dissapointment by completing him.
Woreva Gundam 00... also the 1000 pieces of puzzles. Got a big job to do for dz sem break.LOL

Got this stuff when I bought KFC X Meal... Hopin for the dog tag or wallet, but this not bad. I will collect them later. Distributed by Bueno Vista (Which so far have given me lot of stuffs includin Removable Tattoo, Cap, and so and so) its considerably in a good quality. After all, it comes with a meal, so I cant expect so much. hahaha.


This is the box of starscream... cool heh? The models were from Hasbro. An exact movie Replica, so because of dat, it is unable to transform. Of course, the transformable ones will be more pricier and less accurate.... I juz want somethin cheap... ok.. not really cheap, but then save more money so I can buy more! hahaha... Starscream, Ratchet and Ironhide costs me RM 59.90 each. I major burn in my pocket. But atleast they were cheaper then Gundams. lol.
Iron hide... U should remember him from the movie as the Autobot who had fancy weapons and was desperate to kill the chihuahua.. LOL.

Ironhide, out of the box. The parts were all rubber, and the mauevering was also kinda troubling. At first I popped his arms out during the unwrapping process... damn. Oh the tires? No they dun turn! LOL... Act, could've made it better by making it more manueverable and not only mould it rubber, but some in plastic too... But then he still can do a cool running pose coz thankfully, he has big feet!

Starscream is pretty much the same as Ironhide... but atleast he can move a bit more. But the sad part is, he have trouble standing... coz his legs are juz too small to support the upper part. Damn... Ratchet is still in the box. Havent got him out. But I dun think he is any much diffren from both of them.
"EAT MY CANONS DECEPTICON"

Okay dats all... Im super sleepy now so bye. I wan jump on the bed n dream about lovely ladies... good nite readers. thnx for readin. XD

jeff dunham n peanut!

Aaargh! Still Cant figure out how to make a background... I must be a ancient caveman frozen and relived because of the global warming. Man, but atleast, the blog is fancier than it was before. LOL. Finally, after months of break due to the dealy laziness syndrome, I am finally writing my blog. Round off applause pls everyone... thnk You! N Elvis keepin me grooved from the media player! Yeah baby, thank u very much. Seriously, I duno wat to blog about! there lot of exciting stuffs happenin dz whole year and I didnt blog anythin about it. Hail to my laziness. Haiz. Okok forget bout it. Kaboom. Thanks. Hmm... Feel like listening to Jeff Dunham's jokes, hold on... U duno who he is? Damn, dats sad... go search in youtube! He is the best joker I hav ever seen! He is the king of stupidity...My best one comes from peanut though! Damn, specially about gayman!

PEANUT : ANN DATZ OOUR ALLAPINYOO ONO STIKOOO
JEFF : WAT U DOIN?
PEANUT : IM SPEAKING JAPANESE...
JEFF : U CANT SPEAK JAPANESE.
PEANUT : YES I CAN! ....... GODZILLA.... GODZILLLLAAA!
JEFF : WAT IS WRONG WITH U?
PEANUT : TOO MUCH STARBUCKS, COFFEE! COFFEE!! COFFEE!!! MMMMMMMMM
JEFF : WE DIDNT HAVE COFFEE BEFORE THE SHOW!
PEANUT : OKAY I ADMIT, IT WAS CRACK!
JEFF : YOU DIDNT DO CRACK!
PEANUT: WELL THEN, U DID!
JEFF : NO
PEANUT: ARE YOU SURE, C'MON IT FEELS LIKE ONE OF US DID! MMMMMM
: DID U DO CRACK BEFORE THE SHOW?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : DURING THE SHOW?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : AFTER THE SHOW?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : WHEN..
JEFF : NEVER!
PEANUT : WAT?
JEFF : I'VE NEVER DONE CRACK!
PEANUT : ARE U SURE?
JEFF : YES
PEANUT : ARE U LYING?
JEFF : NO
PEANUT :SEE HOW ANGRY U ARE?
JEFF : YEAH
PEANUT : ITS THE CRACK!
JEFF : THERE ISNT ANY CRACK!
PEANUT : OMG HE SOLD IT ALL!
JEFF : WOULD U PLS TELL TO EVERYONE I DUN ABUSE DRUGS?
PEANUT : OKAY...UMPH
C'MON, U GOTTA AT LEAST SMOKE LEAN
JEFF : NO I DUN SMOKE POT!
PEANUT : NEVER?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : NEVER SMOKED POT?
JEFF :NO!
PEANUT :NEVER DONE DRUGS?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : THEN HOW D HELL U COME UP WITH ME?!
UR A SICKMAN!
JEFF : WOULD U JUZ TELL EM?
PEANUT : OKAY!!!!
JEFF DOES NOT ABUSE DRUGS..... HE IS AN ALCHOHOLIC!
WAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS HELL, WHEN DRUNK HE GOES
" AAAH, I CAN TALK WITHOUT MOVIN MY LIPS, NEENER-PIPER-SIXER, UUUUURGH"
U SHOULD GET DRUNK N GO TO A STRIP JOINT
JEFF : WHY?
PEANUT : U WILL BE FILLIN UR VOICES IN PLACES IT SHOULD NEVA COME FROM!
SOME GALS DANCIN UP THE TABLE N EVRYONE HEARS
"LET ME OUT! IT'S DARK IN HERE!..... NO POINTS PLS!"
JEFF : STOP IT!
PEANUT :U DUN THNK DATS FUNNY?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : UR GAY!
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT :GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, U ARE GAY!
JEFF : I HAVE A WIFE N 3 KIDS!
PEANUT : HUH? GOOD COVER!
U KNW WT THE GAY FOLKS NEED DAT DEY DUN HAV?
JEFF : WHAT?
PEANUT : A SUPERHERO!
JEFF : A GAY SUPERHERO?
PEANUT : GAYMAN! DA-DADA-DAAAA
" HI, HERE I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY, AND I LOOK FABULOUS!"
OH, AND WHEN HE FLIES, HIS BUTT WHISTLES!

JEFF : (LOOKS AT THE CROWD) I'M SORRY
PEANUT : SSSSSSSS.... HEY LOOK ITS GAYMAN! DUN TURN UR BACK ON HIM. UNLESS U
HAVE THE LOTION!

LOL... like it? then go and watch his videos in youtube. Freakin funny! hmm... let me post this 1st.... I'll be back later in a while when I'm finished watchin his video... XD

Feedback to Pendekar Ramlee

A fren sent me an e-mail of a blogger recently talkin shit about indians... I FEEL SO PITY FOR THE GUY cz he had no idea wat he was... He cant write even write his blog in english for god's sake :p ... I'd be straight... I dun believe in god... but I do believe in my religion... my people n my skin.. I'm a brown skin... or tan (Orang kulit coklat) Not a black skin as it is mentioned in HIS blog... OMG he is color blind... I wonder when ppl with no recognision of colors started writin blogs... anyway... lets prove d facts the poor mindless guy actually wrote... Oh sorry, his race are born mindless... BODOH SIAL... Sorry to say this… majority of ur people are like dat… its in ur blood...some however mistakenly turned out as nice guys who are educated, n eventually my pals…But d others -READ THIS FUCKING ASSHOLES n get ur mind screwed rght… yeah, I knw ur ppl are stupid n poor in history n current issues… Jump in a lake n die.. :P… U’ll do good for d country. Oh dun, u’ll polute d lake…

Part 1 4m his blog:

He doubts why Indians are black…. Ahem, we’re tan n brown blind ass…. N got made us black? Well, if he did he did a good job cz rite nw its d black ppl ruling d world n nt u ummm…. Wat colors u bastards are anyway? Oh yeah… D color u find on d drain while it rains…. OMG… ur nuthin but a pile of drainage… N I’m sorry does most of d readers actually know wat ur ppl are? I bet dey consider u all south east Asians… priorly same to INDONESIAN, PHILIPINO, SIAMESE, n …. They dun even knw u rght!!! U bunch jungle ppl dun hav a proper recognision… Uhm, Indians? You can see us in many Hollywood movies nowadays…Bollywood is all us too… N we’re one of d top religions in d world… Imagine… sum ppl who dun even hav deir own address talking about those who do…. Oh I’m so sorry, I forget ur ppl are dumb asses. They were livin in jungle till d British found them… Uh we Indians? If ur educated U might’ve knwn Indians r one of d earliest civilization in d history… Oh, hw could uncivilized ppl knw about dat? SORRY. He says we’re nuthin but beasts… hahahhaa…. So funny… I admit some Indians fght a lot, n are fucked up gangsters… but those fuckers are minority who make d majority’s name stain... My high school was majority of ur ppl, n we were thrown stones at, called out in vulgar words n purposely beaten to cause fghts by ur ppl... Wat u call dat? Oh, remember the case where 2 junior students were bullied n beaten to death... Let’s see bout wat u guys do… oh its d majority in dz way:

1. Smoke when u turn 7
2. Smoke glue when ur 13
3. Smoke weed when ur 15
4. Do crack when ur 15
5. Fuck another bitch when ur 14
6. Rape ur sister/daughter/grand daughter or a baby…
7. Gang rape ur gf or ur fren
8. Rempit with a cheap bike n kill innocent drivers by causin accidents
9. Share ur gf with ur fren so he can borrow cash for ur new bike’s modification
10. He’s fuckin ur gf (whom u pimped) n ur bz stealin another guy’s bike
11. Ur bz with graffiti, breakin stuff n vandalizing while ur SPM exam is goin on…
12. Let’s face it… there’s too many till I’m too bored write…

Lets go to part 2 :

Hmm.. Malaysia Indian’s r picked up by British cz British knew dat ur ppl could not freakin fuckin wrk for d progress of deir own country… U can even see it nw… dey prefer to sell Ramli burgers, Rempit, n set up hawker stalls 4 livin instead of finding a real job dat could greatly aid our economy… Oh wait, why should they? The others are already doin dat… Pariah huh? Well looks whose talking… a guy who totally behaved vise versa to his religion n country’s belief… Oh wait, aint dat another definition for pariah? I GUESS SO. Although came to work as “kuli” its halfly bcoz of rubber n oil palm Malaysia hav nw became a drastically growing country… Oh hw would he knw… He sells burgers…

Hit the Indians he say… I remember when ur ppl pick up fghts… dey do it in groups… not solo… cz dey are freakin fuckin chickens… oh, chickens are braver. So I dare u to hit us… Well, lets see… Hittin us would cause a rage among Indians worldwide… cz we r not alone like u… so dat equals ur ppl getting screwed internationally… come on… Hit us… OMG… I read his stuff, he dunno 2 spell “fikiran” dumb ass…

emotions… If ur ppl hav emotions dey wont be humpin gals from age 3 to age 80… u guys are freak… god’s biggest mistake… If d cops wanna get rough with us for a mistake we’ve done, we’re not gonna hav a prob… Shut d hell up asshole… who r u to talk? We got enough cash to live our way through cz we dun sell burgers… We wont get destroyed… cz we’re smart, we’re strong, we got enough ppl to help us… All u hav is bike u can rempit with… ride like d wind asshole… may u die n Rot In Pieces (R.I.P)… Gd luck campaigning for our destruction…

Here’s Part 3:

Dz fucker keeps on sayin Negara tercinta all d time…fuck it asshole, U jz causin a riot once again by doin dz... If thz hw u luv ur country, lets see if u can get urself anywhere… I knw ur good at fuckin urself… U want all d Indians beaten once a month? Do it if u dare… I bet ur race is gona go back home in corpse…

Animals fuck deir daughters, mothers, sisters n grannys… equals to ur race… not mine… Oh sorry, dey dun fuck cubs like u do…Dats wat I say Dickhead…

Ok I like dz part:

Kaum yg x berguna – Ahemn… most of us we hav good jobs compared to urs… N score more A’s then u do… We dun sell burgers, trash n vandalize our own country, We dun usually end up in pusat serenti, we dun rape granny’s or babies or hump goats, khalwat, liwat, become gay protitutes, dats why we dun need gov back up us … UNLIKE UR PEOPLE.

Kuat Menipu – ur blog was a lie anyway…

Mencuri/Merompak- I dun see many Indians becoming snatch thieves… but ur ppl are… cz with current economic crisis, u cant survive by sellin burgers… Ur race steal till ppl end up dying…FUCKERS… dats called DOSA.

N mind u most Malaysian lawyers are Indians n u ppl’s asses need em when u rape ppl… We r lawyers cz we r smart…U sell burgers cz ur dumb

U talk bout bumiputra as if ur race was originally 4m here... Do u knw ur history jackass? Hw would u knw… Ur dumb. Celaka urself.

Part 4:

Dz guys just cant face d truth… we r innocent… so he blames d newsweb…LOL. Sooner he's gonna blame d whole world for wats happenin to dz country... He didnt realize he's makin it chaotic... N by d wat...Start livin in a real world... stop writin shit... stop rempit n sellin burgers...

U want to send us all to ISA, good… Lets do it for a month n see hw far ur nation can develop only with ur race.. I bet we would end diggin crap if it happens...

D best part again:

We all dosa huh? Refer to my explanation on ur dosa’s… the way u thnk is alredy a dosa… ur a born to be dosa…

Kes curi – Explained...

Kes Rogol?- Hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha…. Rogol has ur races name written all over it… dun change d ppl… read d newspapers pls… bangsa miang…. U ppl hump every holes u can get... I knw few fren of mine of ur race, dey hump soap bars, test tubes n deir baby sisters... we dun hump them, cz mst of us consider gals r sacret...

Bunuh- I admit dz part…Sum bastards of mine jz dun seem to knw the diference between real life n tv... but ur race indirectly kill more ppl den we do.Remember d 3 R’s? … REMPIT, ROGOL, RAGUT…

Well, we dun pretend like u guys… we dun need blogs to help us prove… u jst showed ur race to be total assfuckers…

Its part 5:

U wan whack a guy for revealin truth? Oh yeah, ur race lives in a lie… no wonder… U r UP bcoz of us n d others…without us u guys still will be livin in ur hut, in d jungle, shttin in dug holes, n farmin for food. U wont even hav progressed to sell burgers… U ppl are dumb lets face it… we knw wat we see in school n uni… dats why u need gov to protect u… but even with dat ur no way near us… Lets check d top 5 rch guys list… OMG, none of ur ppl… sorry, go back sellin burgers…

The final Part:

Why would u wan to menyampah? Ur useless dumbass neway… We didnt protest.. we demanded our rite… dun u knw d difference? Oh sorry ur dumb… Hw would u knw?

U wan us go bck 2 India? Gladly… giv us back d money our ancestors worked 4 ur ppl… U cant… ur race is freakin fuckin beggars n noway u can pay us… Go ahead call ur kampong ppl… oh ur 4m kampong izzit? Wakakakakaka… Ur proved urself of still bein a jackun… jungle boy, go back huntin squirrels… ppl like u dun deserve to write blog… Its just too hard for u… Ur dumb.

Finally, jz dun be a dumbass writin stuff like dat... I've been hurt by ur ppl all my life dat ur blog made me crack n reach my limit... I'm jst pissed n thought its time I dun keep myself shut... So I write dz... I hav nuthin against ur ppl even nw cz I got good frenz who r ur ppl n knw few good ppl who r ur ppl... but ur blog just made me piss em all... sorry for those nice guys who still hav deir brains attached to them, but for u n all d other motherfuckers who still got a prob wif Indians, pls dun u say dz out loud in public... or I can guarantee ur a goner... N YES UR ALL SHEEP HUMPIN FREAKOS...