Twilight : The New Saga!

Remember the time you sit and watch a movie, but its not the movie your watching but its the dream guy or girl in it which you admire so much and want to hold hands with but it wont really happen because its just TV and TV is fantasy that plays in your mind for the sole purpose of entertaining the already bored you... *taking breath*

Well, entertainment reaches new level when stories are told truthfully....

Twilight....

So.... Edward is a handsome glowing vampire... and every babes loves him... hmmm... WTH? arent vampires should be dangerous? And why do they glow in sunlight??? but yeah, he is vampire after all... so wat do we neeD? Silver Bullets and Wooden dagger wont be enough... we need:

BLADE!!! KICK HIS ASS BLADE!!! BELLA IS MINE!!!

Blade does what he does best... Kill Vampire and Still Look Cool Doing IT!!!

RUN EDWARD RUN!!!!

So, lets not talk about Edward's tragic end of tale... But one guy is worth get shot more than Dead Eddy is :

DIE U BLADY 7 BOOK EP. (I THINK) S.O.B. WITH NO SENSE OF HOBBY BUT QUIDDICH, DRAGON AND MAGIC!!! HOW MANY FUCKING TIME U WANNA UNSUCCESSFULLY WHOOP VELDEMORT??? GO TO HELL!!! OR HOGWARTS!!!

Juz one thing to say... Blade Rocks!!!

(Pictures stolen from Jeremy Yong... MUAHAHAHAHA)