20100524


Sorry for the delay... I was just busy doing nothing at home! =D
what can I say, I get 50% lazier than what I already am once I am at home, so you can't blame me for it. Sem break is boring. Most the time I am on the PC gaming or on the TV watching something or on the phone texting. Talk about tech life. But I still manage to go out with some home buddies to pass time. Most the time I was with Sangar, and other times was alone. But I did met with Vnoth and Gurnen recently. Wow, after three years! Time passes like.... time.... Yesterday I was out with Vishnu and Sangar for snooker and a drink and we had a hell of funny game.

Life is about laughter and happiness... so why are you so serious?
I jokered my sister's golden Barbie....



Trivia Question:

What Am I doing in the picture?


a) I am on the PC doing watching porn
b) I am on the PC just staring at it
c) I am on the PC, definitely not in my room

 
answer is: C
that is definitely not my room

What am I doing there? On the PC? Guess?
I am typing my report for the police, and teaching him how to type too....
Seriously... how many of you got a chance to do that? I did!

Me and Vic went to report about the internet scam we got conned with (Yes we are noob, thank you) and this old cop was just too old for the keyboard... he typed it one by one finger by finger and I cant stand it. He insisted me to type later.... Vic was secretly snapping this picture, after all this is once in a while moment!! LOL. He was such a nice guy, and the case is a simple case, BUT IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS NOW!!! WTF IS MALAYSIAN COPS DOING??????????

20100514

Juz some recent updates....

I came back home after study break, and found this:

My slippers jz became a chew toy for stray dogs... Mira and Doyou told me they found it in the middle of the street. I mean, why mine? Was it because the color? Or was it because the Brand?

My New Toy:

yup, I managed to solve it many times... Got it from Crispy!!



And I even visited their website... I felt like I was back in pre school...

We went to take some pics!!






My Still Camera can do it!! In Bad Quality!!


I looked drunk...

well, check out  my lashes... they are long! XD


Doyou promotes kuah rojak?


Yes,I am blogging about absolut bullshit!!



Eddie or Surin?


The Golden time where Eddie was spammed....


The Golden time where Sara Snored!!!


This baby was hanging out in my bedsheet.... creepy beauty!


MJ wont rest in peace even at death... hahaha

while chatting.... He is there


While Gaming he is there....


I mean seriously... "purely coincidence"? Ya fuck it!!! That is so MJ!!!

Eddies says:

Yo mama so fat???? (Check the browser search)

Victor stumbles with the best newspaper report ever!!

erm... isnt that their job to do so???? WTF is happening to journalist nowadays???

And I became:

Vin Diesel!!! 
Okay... maybe more like Ghandi, as Mira says.....


20100504

Some funny facts

I got this email from sARA and was hilarious so thought of sharing it...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 
 
(Hardly seems worth it.) 

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !) 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.    
(O..M.G.!) 

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. 

        
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..) 

A cockroach will live nine days without its head
 before it starves to death.    (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
 

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work) 

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?) 

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) 

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) 

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.) 

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 

 
(Hmmmmmm.... .. not the guy's???) 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing) 

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) 

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.) 

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.) 

Polar bears are left-handed. 

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) 

20100503

Malaysian Democracy




I was reading my 
Com Theo notes just now and came across this part 
talking about Malaysian democracy system. 
Seems we Malaysian have a bad democracy system. 
Check it out:

Malaysia is at the bottom of a list of 
‘flawed democracies’ in the new 
Democracy Index developed by the 
Economic Intelligence Unit (EIU) 
of the Economist Group 
(publisher of the Economist,
 a British newspaper)
Grading 167 countries out of 192
Malaysia scored low due to:

-Women limited political participation 
(10% of Par. Seats)
(most the ones we have only say yes to the men)

-Restrictions on political demonstration
(Political demo? shoot the tear gas! ISA!!!!)

-Censorship of print media
(Even teletubbies will be at stake soon)

-Government policies favouring ethnic Malays (Quota)
(There wont be Obama miracle for us.)

-The Internal Security Act (indefinite detention without trial)
(The only place the rational people go...)

-Corruption, Nepotism, Bias
(Its just political business)


The other Democracy countries...

FULL DEMOCRACY (28 countries)
Sweden, Japan
(The countries we should go to.... MANGGA!!!)

FLAWED DEMOCRACY (54 countries)
Malaysia, Bolivia, Mongolia, Sri Langka, 
the Philippines, Indonesia..
(Refers to fragile democracies where 
political participation are 
very low and democratic cultures weak)
(The countries we are stuck with...)

HYBRID REGIMES (30 countries)
Singapore, Thailand, Cambodia
(Refers to a regime that has some 
characteristics of a democracy 
and some authoritarianism, 
and not clear one or the other)
(Well, at least there is no ISA but cool nght clubs!)

AUTHORITARIAN REGIMES (55 countries)
North Korea, Pakistan, Vietnam, Laos, Myanmar, China
(Countries that hell will sound safer...)

(Source: 
News article 
by 
Jacqueline Ann Surin  (There's the charm) 
in the Sun on Friday, Nov. 24 2006)




20100420

Twilight : The New Saga!

Remember the time you sit and watch a movie, but its not the movie your watching but its the dream guy or girl in it which you admire so much and want to hold hands with but it wont really happen because its just TV and TV is fantasy that plays in your mind for the sole purpose of entertaining the already bored you... *taking breath*
Well, entertainment reaches new level when stories are told truthfully....

Twilight....


So.... Edward is a handsome glowing vampire... and every babes loves him... hmmm... WTH? arent vampires should be dangerous? And why do they glow in sunlight??? but yeah, he is vampire after all... so wat do we neeD? Silver Bullets and Wooden dagger wont be enough... we need:

BLADE!!! KICK HIS ASS BLADE!!! BELLA IS MINE!!!

Blade does what he does best... Kill Vampire and Still Look Cool Doing IT!!!


RUN EDWARD RUN!!!!

So, lets not talk about Edward's tragic end of tale... But one guy is worth get shot more than Dead Eddy is :

DIE U BLADY 7 BOOK EP. (I THINK) S.O.B. WITH NO SENSE OF HOBBY BUT QUIDDICH, DRAGON AND MAGIC!!! HOW MANY FUCKING TIME U WANNA UNSUCCESSFULLY WHOOP VELDEMORT??? GO TO HELL!!! OR HOGWARTS!!!

Juz one thing to say... Blade Rocks!!!

(Pictures stolen from Jeremy Yong... MUAHAHAHAHA)

20100416

Noobidity....

Pls dont mind the fact Im following my own blog.... Suppose to follow Mira's, I clicked here and there and I was following mine not hers... So until I try to not follow my self, all of u can have a good laugh about me...

20100411

CLASH OF THE OLYMPIANS- which one rocks?

Im freaking bored today and feel very empty with nothing to do... So Im going to have fun comparing the Greek Epics that were made into movies and games and cartoons for fun... Last night I finally watched Clash of the Titans and find it not bad but wasn't that good either.

Well, basically the movie was rushed and too quick. It didn't defer much from the original version and of course the myths were off the actual stories. Zeus never raped Perseus's mum or did Poseidon rape Medusa. And no, he didn't save Argon from anything... To talk about the actual story might need me to blog another page since greek mythology isn't so short.
Lets talk about the title... It says Clash of the Titans... throughout the movie I didn't see any titans! Only time they were heard was the explanation of the great war in the beginning by the narrator. So why Clash of the Titans? 

Story-line wasn't really  interesting but it was good enough to keep you seated. Fight scenes could have been better and it was too short and was easy win over Kraken and Hades. Emotions were also hard to find. Perseus sorrow due to losing his family and babe was never in focus... All the movie wanted to show was the fantasy fights and God's horniness... (Rapist Zeus and Poseidon!) However put together with great acting, good graphics and interesting myth, the movie wasn't all bad!
Few things I find amusing are the hunters... they are funny. The fact that star wars looking Mr. Magician guy could have killed Medusa, but he suicided blasting himself instead and Poseidon just watched the brothers fight while he went to nobody knows where! Fact all you need to defeat Hades was to throw a sword. Oh yeah... the soldiers had iron abs! And the Queen was such a bitch so she deserved what Hades gave her! Witches talk a lot but was easy to black mail and most of all:

 "Kwaaaaaek What was I doing there?"

WHAT THE FUCK THIS OWL WAS FOR???

 Now for the Clash Of Greek Mythology!

Clash of the remake: 



Definitely this looks cooler...

Winner is: Obviously the 2010 version!

Clash of the Demi Gods:

Perseus from (Clash of Titans) Son of Zeus
looks gay... and his shield and sword are squeky clean and scratchless.... Not a fighter material

Perseus from (Clash of Titans 2010) Son of Zeus
Perseus looks like a real Hero... A man well adapted to the character...

Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson & the Olympians....) Son of Poseidon
Percy... Looks very.... Mummy's boy... He will be well suited in High School Musical.

Hercules (Hercules series) Very Popular Son of Zeus
Very...Very.... Supermodel like... what was greece? Modeling Agency?

Kratos (God of War Game series) Son of Zeus
This is what I'm talking about.. Drenced in blood, aggressive and determined. Thats what Demi-Gods should look like!

Winner is: Kratos... Noone can slay and kill like him.. And even had more emotions than Perseus (Clash of Titans 2010)! 

Clash of Medusas:

Medusa From Clash of the Titans
I can die of heart attack just looking at her!!! No need to turn me into anything!

Medusa From Clash of the Titans 2010
Despite the curse she is still looking like a babe... what's with the bow and arrow?

Medusa From Percy Jackson .....
She doesnt look cursed to me...

Medusa a.k.a Mira from 2176 (my house)
Definitely should be afraid of....
"wait till my hair turns snake yo!"

Winner is: No, not Mira... I will hand it to Medusa from Clash of the Titans 2010...
Clash of Medusa Killers:

Clash of the Titans 2010
Okay, this was one fight scene I find was nice throughout the movie... But why does Medusa has s feline face? Purrrr....

God Of War
Sliced and diced... who cares Kratos gets the head or not? He is just going to slice the bitch wherever he can until she is done for...

Winner is: Kratos... for his merciless medusa slaying

Clash of the Pegasus:

Clash of Titans 
Pegasus looks like statue

Clash of the Titans 2010
Black Pegasus looks cool but still looked like chicken like at some part...

God of war
Pegasus has flaming wings and pure white body... Fierce and Strikingly Beautiful!

Winner is:  Pegasus from God of War for its beauty!

Clash of the Zeus's:

Zeus from Clash of Titans
Never looked more gay

Zeus from Clash of Titans 2010
We need sunshades just to look at him! Liam wasnt a suitable character for god! He still looks young and human!

Zeus from Percy Jackson....
More like a High School Musical Teacher!

Zeus from God of War
Majestic, Tough and Simply God-Like! we don't shiny armors to look god do we?

Gandalf from LOTR says:
"Tsk... I would have made a better Zeus... Go back fighting with Light sabers Liam!!"

Liam Neeson says:
"Oh shit Gandalf... you noticed that was me? Don't tell anyone I was in Batman!"


"Too late, Xavier got into my head!"

Winner is: Zeus from god of war... cause he looks more god!

Clash of the Head slayers:

Perseus from Clash of Titans
Not bad... but he didn't look like he needed much effort!

Perseus from Clash of Titans 2010
Thats what victory looks like!!

Kratos from God of war
Well, its just a toy figure....

Winner is: The new Perseus for his dramatic portrayal!

Clash of the bitchy Witches:

Clash of Titans
They look like friendly elderly witches.... I wouldn't mind asking them anything

Clash of Titans 2010
Oh shit! This bitches belong in 300 or LOTR!

Winner is: The old Bitches.... I mean Witches. I don't think the new ones are safe to confide.

Clash of the Hades's Apprentice:

Clash of Titans
He looks.... UGLY

Clash of the Titans 2010
He is super strong and supercool with scorpion turning blood!!

Winner is: Well, ya... who wont love scorpion makers?

Clash of the Kraken:

Kraken from Clash of Titans
Looks like 4 armed King Kong

Kraken from Clash of Titans 2010
He was pretty cool and scary but died in embarrassingly simple way!!

Kraken from God of War
Got to admit he look gay compared to the Clash of Titan's version.... but He is much harder to kill then putting Medusa's gaze upon!!!

Winner is: Kraken from Clash of the Titans for his scary looks... but sadly was too easy to kill.

Clash of the Poseidons:

Poseidon from Clash of Titans
He looks less  gay than Zeus and he is in underwater... he can live with that

Poseidon from Percy Jackson....
A real HSM teacher face! But I like the part where he walks into the city in giant form and splashes into human size...very unexpected...

Poseidon from God of War
Very.... God-like

Winner is:God of war's Poseidon where he looks like a real sea god!

Clash of the Badass Hades:

Hades from Clash of Titans 2010
He looked very sick and weak and his underworld had really ran out of fires... no wonder he hated Zeus. He had to travel in Sea while his brother Poseidon watched the whole epic take place. I loved his wings....

Hades from God of War
Anyone can be as terrifying as this god? Now thats why he rules the underworld!

Hades from Percy Jackson
Cool Rockstar look really suits and since you still can turn into these:

You do rock the underworld!!!

Hades from Hercules cartoon says:
"Well duhh! noone up there is still better looking and stylish as me!"

Winner is: Hades from Percy Jackson... He was never shown cooler and scarier than this anywhere else.

And Finally, Clash of the trailers I stole from youtube for you to enjoy: