jeff dunham n peanut!

Aaargh! Still Cant figure out how to make a background... I must be a ancient caveman frozen and relived because of the global warming. Man, but atleast, the blog is fancier than it was before. LOL. Finally, after months of break due to the dealy laziness syndrome, I am finally writing my blog. Round off applause pls everyone... thnk You! N Elvis keepin me grooved from the media player! Yeah baby, thank u very much. Seriously, I duno wat to blog about! there lot of exciting stuffs happenin dz whole year and I didnt blog anythin about it. Hail to my laziness. Haiz. Okok forget bout it. Kaboom. Thanks. Hmm... Feel like listening to Jeff Dunham's jokes, hold on... U duno who he is? Damn, dats sad... go search in youtube! He is the best joker I hav ever seen! He is the king of stupidity...My best one comes from peanut though! Damn, specially about gayman!

PEANUT : ANN DATZ OOUR ALLAPINYOO ONO STIKOOO
JEFF : WAT U DOIN?
PEANUT : IM SPEAKING JAPANESE...
JEFF : U CANT SPEAK JAPANESE.
PEANUT : YES I CAN! ....... GODZILLA.... GODZILLLLAAA!
JEFF : WAT IS WRONG WITH U?
PEANUT : TOO MUCH STARBUCKS, COFFEE! COFFEE!! COFFEE!!! MMMMMMMMM
JEFF : WE DIDNT HAVE COFFEE BEFORE THE SHOW!
PEANUT : OKAY I ADMIT, IT WAS CRACK!
JEFF : YOU DIDNT DO CRACK!
PEANUT: WELL THEN, U DID!
JEFF : NO
PEANUT: ARE YOU SURE, C'MON IT FEELS LIKE ONE OF US DID! MMMMMM
: DID U DO CRACK BEFORE THE SHOW?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : DURING THE SHOW?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : AFTER THE SHOW?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : WHEN..
JEFF : NEVER!
PEANUT : WAT?
JEFF : I'VE NEVER DONE CRACK!
PEANUT : ARE U SURE?
JEFF : YES
PEANUT : ARE U LYING?
JEFF : NO
PEANUT :SEE HOW ANGRY U ARE?
JEFF : YEAH
PEANUT : ITS THE CRACK!
JEFF : THERE ISNT ANY CRACK!
PEANUT : OMG HE SOLD IT ALL!
JEFF : WOULD U PLS TELL TO EVERYONE I DUN ABUSE DRUGS?
PEANUT : OKAY...UMPH
C'MON, U GOTTA AT LEAST SMOKE LEAN
JEFF : NO I DUN SMOKE POT!
PEANUT : NEVER?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : NEVER SMOKED POT?
JEFF :NO!
PEANUT :NEVER DONE DRUGS?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : THEN HOW D HELL U COME UP WITH ME?!
UR A SICKMAN!
JEFF : WOULD U JUZ TELL EM?
PEANUT : OKAY!!!!
JEFF DOES NOT ABUSE DRUGS..... HE IS AN ALCHOHOLIC!
WAT WOULD BE FUNNY AS HELL, WHEN DRUNK HE GOES
" AAAH, I CAN TALK WITHOUT MOVIN MY LIPS, NEENER-PIPER-SIXER, UUUUURGH"
U SHOULD GET DRUNK N GO TO A STRIP JOINT
JEFF : WHY?
PEANUT : U WILL BE FILLIN UR VOICES IN PLACES IT SHOULD NEVA COME FROM!
SOME GALS DANCIN UP THE TABLE N EVRYONE HEARS
"LET ME OUT! IT'S DARK IN HERE!..... NO POINTS PLS!"
JEFF : STOP IT!
PEANUT :U DUN THNK DATS FUNNY?
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT : UR GAY!
JEFF : NO!
PEANUT :GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY, U ARE GAY!
JEFF : I HAVE A WIFE N 3 KIDS!
PEANUT : HUH? GOOD COVER!
U KNW WT THE GAY FOLKS NEED DAT DEY DUN HAV?
JEFF : WHAT?
PEANUT : A SUPERHERO!
JEFF : A GAY SUPERHERO?
PEANUT : GAYMAN! DA-DADA-DAAAA
" HI, HERE I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY, AND I LOOK FABULOUS!"
OH, AND WHEN HE FLIES, HIS BUTT WHISTLES!

JEFF : (LOOKS AT THE CROWD) I'M SORRY
PEANUT : SSSSSSSS.... HEY LOOK ITS GAYMAN! DUN TURN UR BACK ON HIM. UNLESS U
HAVE THE LOTION!

LOL... like it? then go and watch his videos in youtube. Freakin funny! hmm... let me post this 1st.... I'll be back later in a while when I'm finished watchin his video... XD