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20110711

3 simple reasons you should hate Justin Bieber

First of all, before I list down the reason, Just want to say:





So, yeah, Im not dead, I was stoning too much with my assignments, I chose not to entertain my blog for the moment. But I'm back now, don't know wether its for long or short but thats the way to keep you all missing me.

Back to the Topic. For this post Im gonna give you all 3 reason's why you should hate Bieber... Why am I doing this? I really have no idea. Remember the times you have when your listening to a good song then suddenly a kid pop ups in your mind and reminds you how he have ruin the era of good music? Yeah, that just happen to me. So here Bieber fans, there you go....


1) Unless your are 12, loving him makes you a pedo

Just look at him! He is damn kid! A KID! DONT YOU GET IT! OMG You pedophile! You dont care do you? First you guys love old men, now you love kids! make up your mind! How I knw he is kid? Look!!!!

Pedo bear obviously loves him... That's how most of you look like drooling over him! So yeah, it is as simple as that! Unless you want to compete your pedophile fetish with Pedo bear, stop drooling over him right now!

2) He is the reason Kurt blew his head off...

Lets face it whether you like it or not, Kurt Cobain was a genius and master of music. And he saw it coming! He saw the arrival of the monstrosity! He saw Bieber's birth! And Kurt did the only thing Bieber should've done to himself. He resorted to suicide the year Bieber was born. I bet Cobain is in hell watching us suffer right now and laughing his ass out... Haiz. Kurt! Why didn't you tell us???






3) Real men dont look like Bieber

Real Men look like this:







Bieber looks like this:


Seriously? That's the type of man you wanna go after? What is the world going into????



Oh wait, Pedo bear says he has a message for Justin Bieber and his crazy fans :





wait for it...





Ladies and Gentlemen,




Before ending this blog,




I bring you, the one and only VIP for this post,



Please Welcome,




                                                                     PEDOBEAR!!!




Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen,

The END...

20110206

8 good reasons NOT TO PUT music/songs in your blog....


So I was going through few blogs just now, and found most of them have the MP3 application in their blog. Amused? No I wasn't. Annoyed? Very much. As a random blog- walker hear are my opinions why I think you should not put mp3 or Mp4 or whatever shit that screams through your speaker. No offense, but I think most readers would agree to this:

1. Because It Scares Us 
It takes time to load. So when it plays, it screams through out speaker. You know what? That Scares us off your page!

2. It Just Not Our Taste
You have a public blog. Means you have random readers. Means you have lots of different people with lots of different personality reading it. So ya, You think we all like your song? Please! It ruins our mood to read your blog. Sorry that not all of us listen to Bieber or Jay Z.

3. It slows down Page Loading
Lets accept this sad fact that not all of us live in high connectivity zone. Like my hostel here, some times loading your blog page with all those unnecessary apps, I can make my self breakfast by then.

4. Its Annoying
You know some of us listen to our favorite music while browsing right? Imagine we open a blog all of sudden our music have been remixed by another foreign song. You think its fun?

5. And sometimes we have to search TO PAUSE THE DAMN THING!
You create your page as you like. Place apps wherever you think its cute, and besides having trouble reading those fonts and getting shocked of that music, we have to search for your music app? By that time, I rather click the cancel button and browse to Redtube.

6. It fucks up our mood
Imagine Im pissed at my boss. And then just want to release stress through reading some blogs. And then suddenly, I hear I dude screaming his lung through my speakers turning the whole room chaotic.

7. It aint cool
Seriously people. You think just by having music in your blog it feels so cool? Why do you think the all customizable friendster got owned by facebook? Its your content that matters.

8. Its a blog!
Some blogs are private. There only ppl who may concern are browsing through. Good. Its your wish however you want to do your private blog. But when you do a public blog, remember your having us reading through. So just lead us read finish with ease! Its not Youtube!




20110129

Child Soldiers: The Lions Of The Lambs...

"Their Tears are often forgotten,
Their cries are often unheard,
They bleed in the name of freedom,
But freedom never comes.... "

Surin -2011-


Tributing this post for those child warriors who are the pawns of the greedy King. Like a chest game, their sacrifice is plenty and the least heard. Their life worth nothing but mere dollars. Their pain is shared by no tears.

To hold a firearm, at the tender age where an ordinary child would be holding an action figure, his life was taken away from, snatched with no choice but survival as his price. His mother looks at him in tears, as the men drag him out to the open. She knows its the last time she is about to see him. Her son is about to disappear in front of her own eyes. She shouts and cries to stop. Begs the soldiers to let him go. They pay no attention to her. The neighborhood surrounds and watches. There is no one brave enough to help. They know they stand no chance. Besides, it was no first time such a sad sight hits their place. Many of their sons are taken away as the same way he is about to taken. Most of their sons were never seen again, and those who are still alive are cursed with bloody sins that no blessing can wash away.

They choose a old man, and drag him towards the boy. The throw the man to the ground and gave him a gun. They shout at him to shoot the old man and threatened to kill his family if don't. The boy looks at the old man. There was fear in both of their eyes, both to survive. The soldiers keep shouting and continue the threat. The whole situation was at in the mercy of none. Guns and bullets everywhere. Death seemed to be the only answer. The boy closes his eyes, and points the AK-47 rifle towards the old man. The old man was in silence. He knows his life is almost over. Hiding his fear, he prays to god, hoping a miracle.

A sudden silence hits, and the old man was dead. The boy have now made his first murder at the age of 8. The soldiers board him to their jeep. And drive off.

From that day, he is no more of human. Not like you and me. No ambition, No purpose, No peace. Only blood, sins and crimes for a leader who cares no penny for him. Like an animal he rapes any women he prefers, he kills those who stand his way, he takes what he needs. Sounds fun in literal, but he knows nothing but that. The friendly cherished boy he used to was just an history. He now lives his life sinning for others. He has friends, who are just like him. Whose tears will cry for them? No one can tell. Their life is nothing but forgotten.

*This is purely fiction and intended to no specific person. 

20110104

Hunger


It is always there with you. The feeling that drives us to edge of life. The feeling that drove us to live. Never disappearing. Only could be calmed. Worse than pain, deadlier than poison, its the fundamental need of all living forms.

Whatever it may be,

A plant,
An animal,
An insect,
or
A human
 THERE IS NO ESCAPE...

Why am I writing this? I don't know. I just felt like it. I can sit here and munch on McDeluxe and pretend everything is okay. But its not. Life is not that simple. I am not that ignorant. Why am I blessed with this food? Is it because my ancestors made a right decision to immigrate? Is it because my earns well enough to afford my allowance? Is it because god have his mercy on me? It may be cause all of them.
I always wonder, why some arent as lucky as me? Why are they not as blessed? Could not afford? If the whole world have mercy, not only a country, but A whole continent can be fed. But why don't they? Yes, they too seem to hunger. Not for food, but for wealth, for leisure, for entertainment, for ignorance.
All their hunger chose to avoid the responsibility. A responsibility to be a human.
Life yes, may not be simple... but it is not that complicated. We dont thrive to survive, we are thriving to live. So what about those who just want to survive? Why not we grab them away from hell they are in.


 They dont desire taste, they dont demand fine dining... They just desire food. Did god did this to them? God did nothing. We did this. We did all of what it is right now. So why not? Why not change it?

A man is not meisured by his car, condo or cash. He is measured by his heart. He is measured by his care. No matter who you are, on with a caring heart, you can be a "someone".


What did he do? To deserve a cruel fate? Just a mere child. 

Is leisure that important that humanity to be forgotten? Is the need to command and conquer necessary when there are victims of lives?

We only seem to care when someone asked too, and look at the television and feel pity for what we see... but how many take action to make a change? 

Think. 

Why are we here? 


20101225

Tron : Legacy

I was waiting for it and wanted to watch it in 3D so much but sadly, Ipoh had no 3D for Tron. They rather show Gulliver's Travels in 3D. Ya, wtf right? I mean who would want to see oversized Jack Black taken by midgets in 3D when you can see cool ships, awesome bikes, and Smoking Hot Olivia Wilde in 3D? plus the superb glowing lights and gadgets would've looked much better! 

So off I went on gay-date with Navin and Sara. I rempit-ed all the way to Ipoh and asked Sara to join us. Me and Navin had 2 hours in hand before the show, so we hit the bookstores, being a professional young adult and then the arcade, being a lifeless young adult.

Yeah... two lifeless young adults take a smoke break before the movie....

Before entering, we just have to buy popcorn, dont we? So i got my Tron Legacy popcorn set which came with:
A cool Tron Legacy popcorn box


A cool Tron Legacy Cup


An annoying Tron Legacy Flash Light Keychain. Flashlight is okay... it was also suppose to be beep everytime we "whistle"... Bullshit... The thing kept beeping for every sound it hears and it annoyed the hell out of me! I mean, I purchased this to get annoyed... 


Oops... wait... I got this guy with my cereal box. Sorry, he's just lost... =D

THE MOVIE

Tron, with all the glowy lights, cool rides, hot chicks you would expect it to be action packed and stunning to leave you breathless scene to scene. Sorry to say, Disney made its mark by reducing action and focusing more towards the story alone. Yes, the actions in the movie were disappointing at times. Not all, but at times. It could've been much better. The bike race? You will only get it once! Instead the movie focuses on father and son relationship and towards the creation of Tron universe itself.

Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner replay their 26 year old character again. Ya, Jeff is back as Kevin Flynn and Clu while Bruce is back as Kevin's pal and defender Alan and Tron. You get to see them old and young.
The creater of Tron Kevin Flynn played by Jeff Bridges

The Baddie Clu, younger version of Kevin Flynn and Bridges!

The story is a continuing from the 1st Tron focusing on Sam Flynn, Kevin's son. If you havent watch the 1st one, here's the rep: 


So you have a little idea what it is about right?
So in Legacy, Sam follows the trail when Alan told his dad's mission before he disappeared. Sam ends up in Tron too and coming across the same enemy his dad met. Clu... younger version of Kevin. Saved by sizzling
hot Qorra and reunited with his dad, Sam tries to get back to the real world to undo Clu. That is basically the storyline.

 
Clu, the "Perfect System" created by Kevin in his image thinks Kevin betrayed him and turns against him and takes control of the game. His new plan? to get into earth with an army... 

Tron is the "Protecter" created by Kevin in Alan's image is more a guardian. But why his name is the game and the movie title? Noone knows... He barely has an appearance in the movie.
Quorra is some eyecandy!!!!!

This was my eye candy... Just look at that baby!!!

The movie could've been more better with more fight scenes and actions and more focus to others rather than the father and son alone. Even that was overpowered by the cool surrounding, you dont feel much of it too.... Well, minus the chicks, rides and effects, the movie would've been shit.... seriously.... so I'll give 3/5.....


Jolie? Nah... think again...Its Beau Garret with extensive make up...

Now you have seen the 1982 Tron's trailer... Dont complain too much, its 28 years ago! Im surprised Jeff Bridges is actually in good style back then. So yeah, lets take a look at Tron Legacy's trailer..


Give it to Disney to make a cool movie turn emotional... just like how it did Prince of Persia, and now Tron Legacy... At least it made a good job with the graphics and chicks... I wouldve cried if they looked like Miley Cirus!



20101221

15 movies to look out for this 2011

Exam's over! Finally! Now I am only all free... So I thought. But anyway, I was dead bored so I googled for movies that going to premiere next year. Looking at the trailers, it wasn't hard to get excited. So here are my choices for next year, minus the boring ones of course.



Number 15 : 

Title : The Rite

About: 

Its about an American Priest learning exorcism I guess.. well, whatever it is... the trailer looked good!

Good reason to watch :
(The sick, wise and sadistic Dr. Hannibal Lecter) Anthony Hopkins is there! One good reason the movie wont suck! cause his movies dont! And how bad can they go with horror and Hopkins? What you dont know Hopkins? Come out of that cave!

Trailer:


Number 14 : 

Title : Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides


About: 
Jack Sparrow and Barbossa embark on a quest to find the elusive fountain of youth, only to discover that Blackbeard and his daughter are after it too. 


Good reason to watch :
The same good reason for you watching the first three... minus Keira Knightly. =(

Trailer:



Number 13 : 

Title : The Eagle

About: 
 Something about a Roman kid finding an emblem to honor his dad... 

Good reason to watch :
 Iron six packs! Just Kidding... I got none.

Trailer:

Number 12 : 

Title : Re-Kill

About: 
 Some disease broke loose and humanity is only left 15%. (Imagine all the stuff left for you) and the war between humans and Re-Ans (whoever they are).

Good reason to watch :
 SCOTT ADKINS ROCKS! THATS IT!!!!


Number 11 : 

Title : I am Number Four

About: 
 John has some shit load of extraordianary ability but someones coming up to his ass and he need to save it. He is also a number 4, and number one died in Malaysia. Wow... They actually considered to mention our country's name in a box office movie! 

Good reason to watch :
They mentioned "Malaysia"... LOL. Well, you all got to know his number 4, what number are you?

Trailer:


Number 10 : 

Title : Red Riding Hood

About: 
What does it look like if the famous folklore made into real life, and there is no sick grandma, and Lil' Red Riding Hood is a all grown up babe in a screwed up village? You got it!

Good reason to watch :
How real can a folklore geT? I want to find out!

Trailer:


Number 9 : 

Title : Beneath the darkness

About: 
 I have no idea what it is about!

Good reason to watch :
 It gives you no idea what it is about!!!!!

Trailer:


Number 8 :

Title : Thor

About: 
Arrogant and spoiled god Thor is stripped off his hammer and thrown down to earth but he ends up kicking butt here. Who would've thought?

Good reason to watch :
The trailer looks good although Im still wondering how deadly his hammer can get.

Trailer:


Number 7 : 

Title : Take Me Home Tonight

About: 
 Just a fun and dramatic drama bout a college kid, his hot twin and his bestie.

Good reason to watch :
The oldies as the bgm and title is an awesome idea!
Topher Grace who was venom now is all cheeky
Anna Faris looks lot younger than her other movies
Is that Kristen Stewart? HAWT (Boner)

Trailer:


Number 6 : 

Title : Real Steel

About: 
 Forget bout UFC and Contender, its time to see some Robo mash up!

Good reason to watch :
Hugh Jackman.... Do I still need another?
Smash and Bashing Robots!! Another???
SHUT UP! 

Trailer:


Number 5 : 

Title : Green Lantern

About: 
 Dude is lazy irresponsible happy go lucky just like you and me until he finds a dying green lantern and becomes one himself. Now he gonna kick some ass to keep peace in the planet with that ring! imagine that!

Good reason to watch :
 Although Ryan Reynalds better suits as the Flash, he still look good in this... Lets watch it for his sake. Fuck Deadpool. 

Trailer:


Number 4 : 

Title : Season Of the Witch

About: 
 Nicky and Red(Ron Pearlman... remember? Hellboy?) transport a babe believed to be deadly witch. (As similar to what real life babes are).... So the adventure begins (LOTR tune)

Good reason to watch :
 Nicholas cage, only delivers movies which are good... so ya, he is one!
Ron Pearlman kicks serious asses in Hellboy barehanded. But how well can he kick with sorcery? Do we need Harry and his friends to help? find out in the movie.

Trailer:



Number 3 : 

Title : Mechanic

About: 
 Statham being a professional assassin... and he seems to have an apprentice

Good reason to watch :
 When the transporter hybrids with wanted...

Trailer:


Number 2 : 

Title : Fast Five

About: 
 Nothing to say... just some hot set of wheels, some hot set of babes, some hot set of carchase, some hot set of action! What the hell? Look at the mash up? Adding the dudes from all the fast and furious? If thats not enough, Dwayne joins the show! VROOOOOOM!

Good reason to watch :
 If one movie series sky rocketed the fames of wheels, japanese rides, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacriss, Sung Kang, and many others, this is definitely the one! 
Fast and Furious franchise can never leave you breathing!

Trailer:




Number 1 : 

Title : Transformers

About: 
 Do you really need me to say it whats it about? Its about Michael Bay making hell lots of cash out of some unbelievable ass whooping car-turning CGI robots. This time Megatron gets pissed! So he takes it to Cybertron. What to expect? Expect Shockwave. Expect A Ref Ferrari. Expect a Mercedes E550. Expect some cool firearmed cars. Expect Papaprime(ya, optimus's daddy may show up). Expect Wheeljack, Expect Sam as a Professor driving Datsun bumblebee.Expect Megan Fox out and Rosie Huntington in. Expect loads of action!

Good reason to watch :
 You don't need any...

Trailer:

 Not enough?? Aww... here: 



And thats all folks!!!

20101116

UTAR Advertising students are in for Battle for Life

No this is not joke... one reason to say so is because I am writing this wearing only towel and my hair is still wet after my bath and my face itches cause I haven't apply after shave yet. Why am I writing it after my bath? Because I don't want the ''umph'' to fade away yet! So be thankful or curse me for writing this but its all truth and scare that making me running around the room for the past few days.
     A few hours before the workshop around 4am in the morning, Soon Seng tells me we need to wear formal... hmm... okay. then he tells me we need to prepare a resume and portfolio.... hmmm.... wait.... WAT THE FUCK? Why Didn't he tell me that earlier? Cause he said later, and this was the 'later'!!!
After a short time running through my neurons I decided what I do in class... just go empty handed! I was dead tired to come up with anything that time!
    There I was woke up early and healthy in morning, hear the beautiful birds chirping, feel the sunshine in my room, feel the fresh morning breeze and moan for the lack of sleep and the early morning workshop! And then bla bla bla (the usual stuffs you do before going to class).
   Apparently Miss Ina told him it was block A, and walking into there I was struck with the dark side! Dilemma! between who I am going to be and who I want to be... There was another workshop about aquaculture going on! Shit!! on same day? WHY GOD??? WHY???????????
   But I was left with no choice but to choose "what I am going to be" and followed Ah Seng to Block H which was the actual venue. Don't ask us why we were in Block A. Lets cut the ''MyLife'' and jump to all of our lives now.
   Even at the beginning of the workshop, we realized what kind of trouble we are in. A filthy big one! UTAR Advertising students, how many of you know what is Kancil Awards? okay, lets make it more Simple... Name me ten Advertising firms under 20 seconds! FAIL!!!
                          So, there we are! bunch of failures. *clap* *clap*
1st thing I learnt was (from what I saw) Lim Kok Wing students and One Academy students are leading way beyond our reach. FUCK YOUR LAZINESS NOW! cause what they do for ad is so pro to us, makes our A's look like they can catch it with a chopstick! I am Fucking serious here!
          
            Firstly, they don't pile their assignments to portfolio... they make their own effort for one!
           Secondly, they don't think for an A, they think to differ....
           Thirdly, They don't need watercolors and damn color wheels!
           Fourthly,  They shine even before they grad!
           Fifthly, WE ARE FUCKED!!!!

So you want to change? Listen to Miss Ina lecture properly cause she seems to be the only Lecturer in our AV who understand AV as equal to the real stuffs! The not to be named some who teach us the text book crap, just do their assignments and pass their papers. And do EXTRA HOMEWORK! GOOGLE! Stop your damn PPS and TVBS shit for a while. GO AND GOOGLE FOR INFO! It felt like I was one of the few % of people who actually googles for info and reads all the craps whenever I meet people. You know how hard it is to communicate with people with only winter sonata running around again again? And then, take reference! google for the ads, watch them on youtube! find the images. Don't just go OOh AAAAH while u see it on FB! (I am somewhat, partially talking to myself).

What is in the Ad firm? Well, fuck the client part, I am not going to talk about that because me handling client will only scare them off. What I am interested in is the Art Department and Copywriting.

Thinking again, since I can write all the way until here and made you all read, I should try copywriting! YEAH!

CHECKLIST WITH WHAT SUE AND JANET SAID:
 Love Blogging     (Blog, I love you, just most times I am on a work-trip away from you)
Write stuffs a.k.a. journals, poems,journalism.    (I love poems!)
Sue comes up thinks in the Toilet      (I came up with things in the shower... we are somewhat similar! No not that things! I mean Ideas!)
Read Books!     (I prefer mags! XD)
Be Kepo     (If its a gossip I will!!!)
Lines and Visuals must connect     (Yeah, I love playing connect the Dots)
Get a good Headline    (Bang Bang!)
Good grammar and writing skills (If I made you read this so far, I have done a good job)
Arrange Typo carefully      (I got nothing to say for this)

Now, if you want to be an Art Director, if you are better visually like prefer watching porn then reading porn or making a sex tape then to write your sex life may be you need this:

CHECKLIST WITH WHAT NORMAN AND JANET SAID:
Brush up your photoshop, illustration or any art skills    (yeah, time to make your faces prettier!)
Must be appealing to everyone    (If you want it to be specially appealing to some people, your not advertising!)
Get more reference (as I mentioned, but get the good ones!)
Its all about reasoning
Figure out the bench mark of nice!
Things are ever evolving!
Visual communication must be powerful!        (yeah, like Norman's!)

So there you are fellow course-mates and this also might go for PR and JR students alike. So time to get your ASS MOVING!!!!!!!!

(Moving mine now, byeeeeees)