Im freaking bored today and feel very empty with nothing to do... So Im going to have fun comparing the Greek Epics that were made into movies and games and cartoons for fun... Last night I finally watched Clash of the Titans and find it not bad but wasn't that good either.
Well, basically the movie was rushed and too quick. It didn't defer much from the original version and of course the myths were off the actual stories. Zeus never raped Perseus's mum or did Poseidon rape Medusa. And no, he didn't save Argon from anything... To talk about the actual story might need me to blog another page since greek mythology isn't so short.
Lets talk about the title... It says Clash of the Titans... throughout the movie I didn't see any titans! Only time they were heard was the explanation of the great war in the beginning by the narrator. So why Clash of the Titans?
Story-line wasn't really interesting but it was good enough to keep you seated. Fight scenes could have been better and it was too short and was easy win over Kraken and Hades. Emotions were also hard to find. Perseus sorrow due to losing his family and babe was never in focus... All the movie wanted to show was the fantasy fights and God's horniness... (Rapist Zeus and Poseidon!) However put together with great acting, good graphics and interesting myth, the movie wasn't all bad!
Few things I find amusing are the hunters... they are funny. The fact that star wars looking Mr. Magician guy could have killed Medusa, but he suicided blasting himself instead and Poseidon just watched the brothers fight while he went to nobody knows where! Fact all you need to defeat Hades was to throw a sword. Oh yeah... the soldiers had iron abs! And the Queen was such a bitch so she deserved what Hades gave her! Witches talk a lot but was easy to black mail and most of all:
"Kwaaaaaek What was I doing there?"
WHAT THE FUCK THIS OWL WAS FOR???
Now for the Clash Of Greek Mythology!
Clash of the remake:
Definitely this looks cooler...
Winner is: Obviously the 2010 version!
Clash of the Demi Gods:
Perseus from (Clash of Titans) Son of Zeus
Perseus looks like a real Hero... A man well adapted to the character...
Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson & the Olympians....) Son of Poseidon
Percy... Looks very.... Mummy's boy... He will be well suited in High School Musical.
Very...Very.... Supermodel like... what was greece? Modeling Agency?
This is what I'm talking about.. Drenced in blood, aggressive and determined. Thats what Demi-Gods should look like!
Winner is: Kratos... Noone can slay and kill like him.. And even had more emotions than Perseus (Clash of Titans 2010)!
Clash of Medusas:
I can die of heart attack just looking at her!!! No need to turn me into anything!
Despite the curse she is still looking like a babe... what's with the bow and arrow?
She doesnt look cursed to me...
Definitely should be afraid of....
"wait till my hair turns snake yo!"
Winner is: No, not Mira... I will hand it to Medusa from Clash of the Titans 2010...
Clash of Medusa Killers:
Okay, this was one fight scene I find was nice throughout the movie... But why does Medusa has s feline face? Purrrr....
Sliced and diced... who cares Kratos gets the head or not? He is just going to slice the bitch wherever he can until she is done for...
Winner is: Kratos... for his merciless medusa slaying
Clash of the Pegasus:
Pegasus looks like statue
Black Pegasus looks cool but still looked like chicken like at some part...
Pegasus has flaming wings and pure white body... Fierce and Strikingly Beautiful!
Winner is: Pegasus from God of War for its beauty!
Clash of the Zeus's:
Zeus from Clash of Titans
Never looked more gay
We need sunshades just to look at him! Liam wasnt a suitable character for god! He still looks young and human!
More like a High School Musical Teacher!
Majestic, Tough and Simply God-Like! we don't shiny armors to look god do we?
"Tsk... I would have made a better Zeus... Go back fighting with Light sabers Liam!!"
"Oh shit Gandalf... you noticed that was me? Don't tell anyone I was in Batman!"
"Too late, Xavier got into my head!"
Winner is: Zeus from god of war... cause he looks more god!
Clash of the Head slayers:
Not bad... but he didn't look like he needed much effort!
Thats what victory looks like!!
Well, its just a toy figure....
Winner is: The new Perseus for his dramatic portrayal!
Clash of the bitchy Witches:
They look like friendly elderly witches.... I wouldn't mind asking them anything
Oh shit! This bitches belong in 300 or LOTR!
Winner is: The old Bitches.... I mean Witches. I don't think the new ones are safe to confide.
Clash of the Hades's Apprentice:
He looks.... UGLY
He is super strong and supercool with scorpion turning blood!!
Winner is: Well, ya... who wont love scorpion makers?
Clash of the Kraken:
Looks like 4 armed King Kong
He was pretty cool and scary but died in embarrassingly simple way!!
Got to admit he look gay compared to the Clash of Titan's version.... but He is much harder to kill then putting Medusa's gaze upon!!!
Winner is: Kraken from Clash of the Titans for his scary looks... but sadly was too easy to kill.
Clash of the Poseidons:
He looks less gay than Zeus and he is in underwater... he can live with that
A real HSM teacher face! But I like the part where he walks into the city in giant form and splashes into human size...very unexpected...
Winner is:God of war's Poseidon where he looks like a real sea god!
Clash of the Badass Hades:
He looked very sick and weak and his underworld had really ran out of fires... no wonder he hated Zeus. He had to travel in Sea while his brother Poseidon watched the whole epic take place. I loved his wings....
Anyone can be as terrifying as this god? Now thats why he rules the underworld!
Cool Rockstar look really suits and since you still can turn into these:
You do rock the underworld!!!
"Well duhh! noone up there is still better looking and stylish as me!"
Winner is: Hades from Percy Jackson... He was never shown cooler and scarier than this anywhere else.
And Finally, Clash of the trailers I stole from youtube for you to enjoy: